Let’s pretend that there are still cities with two newspapers in the U.S. and this is the other’s funny pages. Tiny Type That ...

I used mostly funnies yesterday, but in a political context, and I still contend that nothing is funny unless it’s based on ...

Hawk: Did you hear the one about the local government that had a pile of money so big that it just couldn’t be moved? How ...

Leno: And I'll tell you, this bird flu is even having an effect on Thanksgiving. Did you see what the folks at Stove Top are doing? Hand me this, I saw it in the store today. This is Stove Top ...